Death by Mindless Bureaucracy
I recently went to a Post Office branch near my new home in Maryland to take out a post office box for the Empire Page. I was not allowed to do so, however, which begins to tell the tale of how close we are as a society to death by mindless bureaucracy.
The reason I couldn't take out the box was because I did not have Maryland identification. Now, of course, I thought the US Post Office was a national or federal (whichever is the proper term) agency and that one did not have to be a resident of a specific state to take out a post office box in that state. And while I am a legal resident of Maryland, I don't have a Maryland driver's license yet, which means, according to this person, that I can't take out a Maryland PO Box.
Rather than argue with the clerk, I sent the bookkeeper whom I had just hired and who is a Maryland resident to the Post Office to take out the box. She had to make two trips because the clerk wanted to see two proofs of identification and residence -- her driver's license alone not being sufficient.
On the second trip everything was fine until she went to pay. "No can do," said the clerk. "We don't accept out of state checks."
What pray tell does the fact that the bank a check is written on is not a Maryland bank have to do with paying for a Post Office box that is the property of the United States government and not the state of Maryland?
I wonder if a bank or fast food store that is opening a new branch in Maryland and wanted a PO Box on a check written from corporate headquarters in New York would get the same response? I doubt it.
All this I suppose is being done in the name of national security. Are we safer as a nation now that only people with forged identification can take out PO boxes and people running legitimate businesses are thwarted? You tell me.
This is not the only catch-22 situation I've experienced lately. Recently I received a form from the commissioner of jurors in Hamilton County where I have a summer home. The form asked me if I am a resident of Hamilton County. I am not nor have I ever been and I said so and mailed the form back.
Of course that was not good enough. I got the form back saying I need to prove that I am not a resident of Hamilton County: guilty unless proven innocent as it were.
Okay. What constitutes proof? Utility bills, phone bills, mortgage payment receipts and other such documents. But do those constitute proof or residence. Of course not! The fact that I own property in some other location and pay utility bills, etc. on such property has no bearing on where I legally reside. The fact that the commissioner of jurors will accept such evidence speaks volumes.
Now keep in mind that I would be happy to serve on a jury in Hamilton County were it not for the fact that I'm not a legal resident there. Wouldn't defense lawyers love to know that half the jurors on a panel have are not legally eligible to serve but were compelled to show up because they couldn't prove they weren't ineligible?
These two people are just doing their jobs you're probably thinking and you're right they are, but my question is what kind of world are we creating when people relish putting obstacles in front of willing customers and forcing us to play games in order to make them happy?
So now I'm sending my bookkeeper back to the Post Office with cash. Let's hope that they don't decide to stop accepting cash before she gets there.
Peter on 04.03.08 @ 14:25 PM EST [more..] [No Comments]